Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Help Wanted?


APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

This application is only available in large print and Braille. If the format of this application is inconvenient for you, please contact our Human Resources manager and he will return your call sometime between a month from now and the day after you accept another job.


Name:                                                                       
           Last                              First              MI

Date of Birth (Defect):                        Benefits Denial Number (SSN):         -      -         

Address:                                                                                 
              Number and Street                        Apt/P.O. Box Number

                                                                                                                     
City                                                                                    State        ZIP Code

Email address:                                                 Phone:                                 

Preferred method of communication
(check one so that we know which one not to use):
             Email            Phone

Date available to start:                            Fair rate of pay for this position:$            /hr.

(Special) Education:

HIGH SCHOOL:

School Name:                                                
Address:                                                      
City:                                      State:           ZIP Code:                
Graduation Date (or highest grade completed):                         

COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY/TECHNICAL SCHOOL:
School Name:                                                            
Address:                                                               
City:                                  State:           ZIP Code:                
Graduation Date (or number of credits completed):                

GRADUATE SCHOOL:
School Name:                                            
Address:                                                                   
City:                      State:           ZIP Code:                
Graduation Date (or number of credits completed):             

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY:
(Who are we kidding?  We know this will be your first real shot at a job)

Can you perform the tasks outlined in your job description without reasonable accommodations?
Good, you will have to       X       
Do you have unreliable paratransit to work? Yes                 No              

PERSONAL REFERENCES
(Because we know you do not have professional references):
Reference 1:
Name:                                                          Phone Number:          
Relationship:                                                          

Reference 2:
Name:                                                          Phone Number:         
Relationship:                                                          

Reference 3:
Name:                                                          Phone Number:                                
Relationship: